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If you don’t use a plate it doesn’t have calories 

If you eat it after midnight it doesn’t have calories 

If you feel guilty about eating it, the guilt cancels out the calories 

If a loved one makes you feel insecure about eating it, not only does it not have calories, it actually has negative calories and cancels out other calories

If nobody sees you eat it then you never actually ate it, hence, no calories 

If you cut one meal into a lot of pieces it becomes a lot of meals 

Looking at photos of food makes you fatter 

Protein is a myth 

Alcohol doesn’t have calories 

Exercise has no health benefits but you should do it anyways to punish yourself

If you eat it with a fork, its a salad 

If you eat it with your hands it has twice as many calories as you thought it did 

If you’re hungry, just remember all the vague and seemingly unsolvable problems you have that hunger is distracting you from thinking about 

Ice cream is vegan 

The shame you feel after eating ice cream is also vegan 

Train yourself to view eating as ‘face fucking yourself with food’ 

The self control it takes to not eat food that is in front of you burns more calories than running a mile 

The better food tastes, the worse you should feel while eating it 

If you don’t feel unbearably guilty every time you eat anything then you’re in denial 

Any time you go into American Apparel you automatically gain 10 pounds. If you buy something you gain 20 pounds 

The calories from the all finger nails and cuticle skin that you ingest on a daily basis is enough, you don’t need food

If someone says you look ‘healthy’ you should develop a cocaine habit immediately 

Anyone who exercises on a regular basis is calling you fat just by existing 

All body mass index charts are wrong 

All scales add 10 pounds unless someone who isn’t you is weighing themselves, then the scale deducts 10 pounds 

Any food sold to you by a child (i.e Girl Scout cookies) has no calories 

Contrary to popular belief, water does have calories 

- Mira Gonzalez, Diet Tips

Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself.
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